This coming Sunday, the 86th Academy Awards ceremony will take place at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, California, and we can’t wait to have the laugh of the year with all those vain celebrities who will walk down the red carpet like war heroes and pose like clowns for the cameras.

Some of them will get awarded and shed tears out of happiness, while others will hold their tears back until they return home empty-handed. The ones with the most nerve will shamelessly send messages of support and agony to all the poor and desperate of this world, when in reality only the dresses they wear and the after-parties cost more than the annual state budget of most African countries combined.

So we are “spitting” out eleven irrelevant facts about this overrated and overpriced awards ceremony, hoping to get our fifteen minutes of fame, too…. READ MORE